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Oracle of DelphiSomebody's Gotta Do It - Weird Jobs
December 21st 2006 06:19
Get paid to help people guffaw. A laughter therapist starts you off slowly, encouraging a few staged giggles and works you up to indulging in real belly laughs.
Apparently, laughter is the best medicine: this therapy improves the circulation, has you focusing on happy, positive thoughts and improves your mental health.
Not sure who is laughing in the end though? Laughter Therapists get paid a nice compensation for the 'work' they do.
Lucky you, you could get to sniff armpits all day to see if deodorants are working their magic or not.
Is there any amount of money that would make eight hours a day of inhaling B.O. worth it?
Golf Ball Marshal
How'd you like to wake up at the crack of dawn to go hunt for golf balls all over the greens, then get your hands dirty washing and making them look all pretty. Why? so you can sell them back to the golfers who lost them the day before!
Hey, how often do you get to call yourself a Marshal?
Citrus Fruit Colorer
Citrus fruit is usually picked before its ripe, so someone colors the fruit using steam and chemicals giving it a more 'natural' appealing hue.
Yum, fake colored lemons. What could be more appealing?
Heritage Management Officer
What on Earth are you going to do with your Archeology degree? You could become a Heritage Management Officer whose job it is to evaluate proposed construction sites for any archeological significance.
You'd get to write reports with recommendations on what needs to be preserved or excavated before construction can commence.
Indiana Jones would probably call you a 'sell out' though.
Wrinkle Chaser
Who would want wrinkled shoes? A wrinkle chaser irons out the offensive creases during manufacturing to make shoes more attractive to consumers.
Maybe the shoes should try Botox instead?
What is the strangest job you've ever had?
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Elephant poop catcher. I never thought of that one! But, they're certainly needed at zoos and circuses. I wonder if they sell off the manure?
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A 'job' drinking clorox, hey? Might be a one day job only followed by a oh so fun stay at the hospital or morgue.
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There is a job where you have to polish the edges of the pages in a book.
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